The realtor kept saying he was going to try and get pictures of the rest of the house, but assured us that it was nice. How did he know? Well it was his ex-wife's house....interesting. We were so busy traveling to Costa, packing and house hunting that we never really pushed him to get pictures. We probably should have. We walked into the back yard, which was beautiful. It has a pool and lots of trees. The whole house is tiled throughout with nice furniture. It has two large bedrooms with two king beds...always a plus.
But then we looked at the art work. There were like 5 pictures of clowns throughout the house. Who likes clowns? That's creepy!! Here a couple of the best ones...
Needless to say, after the realtor left we went around the house and removed all of the clowns. We also took down a 4'x4' painting of a white cat that was hanging proudly above the couch in the living room. Yeah thats right....4 foot by 4 foot!!!!!
And then we walked into the master bedroom. The walls are painted an inviting shade of black. There was a huge black fuzzy faux fur blanket covering the king bed, complemented by four black fur pillows, which are all tied together by two bright red fur pillows. Wow!! Lucky for us, underneath the black blanket was a normal white, down comforter. Immediately all of the faux fur went into a spare closet. Then came the walls.....I really think they thought of this room as a "baby-making room." There were five hand drawn pictures a naked woman and one very large, sexual picture of a man and woman. Yes, all of those were removed as well.
So after about an hour of clown, cat, fur and nudity removal....we feel right at home!! Ha ha!! But in all seriousness...after we took everything down...the place is great. But I think next time I will insist on pictures before we commit to anything!! :)
That just made my morning. Holy crap. Who has that stuff?! And the master bedroom? Really? Glad you guys made it safe and sound!
ReplyDeleteWow! Unbelievable!!!! I'm not sure what piece of artwork is my favorite, I'm leaning towards the 4x4 cat painting! Where can one find one of those? I need to put in on our registry :)
ReplyDeleteOmg Kel, you crack me up Cousin!!!! I love reading your blogs, especially since I got rid of my facebook, I need updates!! Seriously though, Jo-Bear (my cat) loved the four by four portrait of the cat, he wants one now!!! Lol haha...thanks for keeping me entertined!!
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