Crazy Fan Mail???

Over the years Chris has gotten lots of fan mail.  Most of the time he gets requests for autographs, but sometimes he gets some interesting letters.  This one is by far the craziest thing a fan has ever sent him!  Is this guy serious??  I re-typed the entire letter...with a couple pictures of the real thing!  I don't even know what else to say...just enjoy!  :)

Dear Chris;
How would you like to have your hit balls go 30 or 40 feet farther than they have been?  (All of your hit balls will have at least 10% more velocity).  This works - try it; you've got nothing to lose.  You can do this at home while watching T.V. 


Do twenty (20) cumulative hours of these:  see picture (basically he wants Chris to draw those little swirly designs over and over again.)

Trace this first to get the hang out it (trace twice):  see picture

Breathe Deep.  Use 10 to 15 minute sessions to make them.  Make them in yellow writing tablets (get many tablets at store).  Always go into new paper (don't go over and over the same ones.)  Thanks.  Breath Deep.  Make these Chris with each arm - one than the other (15 minute session each.)  Make these approx. the size of ones shown.  Questions?  Call anytime (yes, he actually left his phone number).  There's no charge Chris.


More to trace before starting in yellow tablets (for getting the hang of it): see picture

Breath Deep.  Restatement of goal: Twenty (20) cumulative hours.  Do in short sessions of 10 to 15 minute sessions - longer if you want.


Thanks, 
Phil


****Please do not do less than the twenty (20) hours.  These will give you more "pop."